Posts tagged lol.

1 year ago on 03/15/13 at 12:53am






this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

i always need to reblog this


That once Amazing person…

courtney is living the dream

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I’m sorry.

Shino: Likes bugs. Grows up to like bugs even more. 

Why did the hollow cross the road?


Ichigo: H-hollow? Isn’t it supposed to be a chicken?

… get to the other side?

By my pride as a Quincy that hollow will not make it across the road!!


I believe these drawings will make it clear.

Did you say hollow?! Ban-kai!

Kurosaki Ichigo, is it not your duty to stop those hollows?

It crossed the road….because I willed it.

Why would a simple shopkeeper like me know a thing like that?

Matsumoto!!!! Are you letting hollows roam free again?!?

Not everything is my fault, captain!

Hichigo: Who knows why?

Kira: Perhaps it despaired of the side it was on.

Tch. In my day hollows didn’t make it to the road.

Soi Fon: L-lady Yoruichi!

Ulquiorra: Perhaps it is because of….heart.

Grimmjow: Hollows don’t have hearts, you freakin’ idiot.

[Part 2: ]

Omg, Ulquiorra is the best. 

#lol  #bleach  




So shortly after driving out of Jericho, I noticed a large grouping of IDF soldiers

Turns out those morons managed to flip a jeep of theirs.

“How many IDF idiots does it take to flip a jeep back onto its wheels?”

“Hmmm, how many?”

“I don’t know, but I’ll let you know as soon as we manage to get enough in one place.”

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1 year ago on 12/28/12 at 10:26pm


how do i drop out of college and enroll in a college au

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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god

  • I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
  • When chemists die, they barium.
  • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
  • I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
  • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
  • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
  • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
  • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
  • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
  • We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
  • Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
  • Broken pencils are pointless.
  • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
  • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
  • All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
  • I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
  • Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
  • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
  • The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
  • Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.






This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: First: Anonymous 4Chan trolls posted a fake screenshot of a tweet by verified “Entertainment Tonight” that “confirmed” Justin Bieber had leukemia. Tweets from Kanye, Nicki Minaj, and Chris Brown seemed to support the news.

Then: Beliebers began posting pics and vids of themselves with their heads shaved in a global show of support hashtagged #BaldForBieber.

Miraculously: The rumors were false and the Biebs is just fine, and now a bunch of tweens supposedly have no hair.


I need this on my page again.